Words have lost all sense of meaning these days. Being offered a slice of cake with your coffee is not fantastic. Being offered a slice of cake by someone wearing a flamingo outfit, balancing a jug of water on their head, all whilst roller-skating whilst you are sat on a floating platform in the middle of a lake, in a star lit forest, with a string quartet playing covers of Daft Punk tracks… now THAT would be fantastic. / mnbov

Gordon McLean @gordonmclean